MTV base Dream Team: HOW TO THROW A BEACH PARTY IN GAUTENG

I'm guessing you're either a promoter,dj, performing artist or possibly a general entertainer, if you're reading this post asking yourself the following question
"HOW ON EARTH DO YOU PULL SUCH AN ENORMOUS CROWD????"

Honestly you not the only one, (its been boggling my mind for, ***wait let me count**** #saturday, #sunday, #monday, #tuesday yes thats it 4 days, thats a good 96 hours to be precise, but we not here for a maths lesson now are we??

now if you're looking to throw a party, where you'll have people ramming through security fences just to get in-------------------------------------> exhibition 1

OR

HAVE LADIES IN BIKINI'S BLOWING BALLS FOR PURPOSES OTHER THAN SWIMMING TRYING TO GET IN------------> EXHIBITION 2

****THEN YOU DEFINATELY HAVE TO READ THIS*****

The first thing you need is a stadium.,
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SECOND A STAGE EXHIBITION 4

DO ensure that there is not even a single sight of water,
so that the only thing people can do is drink tropika and play music.
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##TROPIKA##

(BEING ONE OF YOUR SPONSORS OFCOURSE)

What was a tropika without a hot lady serving it?
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NOW THAT YOU KNOW YOUR GUESTS WONT DIE OF THIRST....

You ensure they have proper shade, no one is trying to get scorched by the september mid day heat EXHIBITION 7

(maybe play some putt putt why not)

Since it is a 'beach party it would be wise to have some beach sand ON HAND #JUSSAYIN
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AND YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE YOUR PHOTOGRAPHER IS, ALERT THAT WAY YOU END UP WITH THE ONLY COPY OF A PHOTOGRAPH OF SPEEDY WITHOUT HIS TOWEL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
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